i wanted an excuse to draw this lamebutt

i wanted an excuse to draw this lamebutt

5,735 plays!

vaydra:

glueball:

this is the first one of these things that I’ve done, so i don’t really know what I’m doing!

the song is only if for a night by florence + the machine.

when people bring florence and homestuck together it makes me so happy

that2exy2ollux:

makiing iit happen iirl. where’2 your god now?

mortson:

chichimi:

blackwishingstar:

guess i should compile these into a single image
this is what they wear on HOT DATES!!!!!!!!!!

JAKE. NO.

uh excuse u more like jake yes

mortson:

chichimi:

blackwishingstar:

guess i should compile these into a single image

this is what they wear on HOT DATES!!!!!!!!!!

JAKE. NO.

uh excuse u more like jake yes

413 plays!

yourcreepyuncle:

This is disgusting. I can barely bring myself to look at this horror.

You. Don’t. Do. This. To. Books.

I’m literally sickened just looking at this. Who would do such a thing? Really?

I just can’t even articulate my disgust right now.

Fuck you, whoever did this.

I hope someone shits on your grave.

i need to pee

averyniceprince:

The Jake Thing

averyniceprince:

The Jake Thing

i traced a drawing i did on my tablet
and added pink and green
i love these colors kjdhjkh

i traced a drawing i did on my tablet

and added pink and green

i love these colors kjdhjkh

rolf lalonde

dive strider

hussiebots-matesprit:

plushrumpninja:

wow john

just wow.

i firmly believe this is what’s going to happen.

vriskbitch:

keishakips:

skylark-horizon:

burrenbari:

cockiinmouth2yndrome:

jakeenglish:

mortson:

jakeenglish:

more examples of john shitting on dave’s interests and dave just taking it
he is
so whipped

i dont understand why people make john out to be this girly little bottom when hes so SASSY dave would be like“yo suck my dick”and john would be like“no! you suck MY dick!”dave’d be like“wait what” /totally does it anyway

exACTLY omg i am trying to find all the times where john is a HUGE DICK TO DAVE even if just jokingly
and there are a lot
and there are almost no situations where the roles are reversed
i don’t know why the fandom has turned john into dave’s bitch! it is clearly the other way around.

yes thank you guys you are perfect
john is not the kawaii uguu desu uke everyone makes him out to be he is SORT OF A DOUCHEBAG PRANKSTER!!!
and th-
no bernadette get the hell off of the computer and stop making long dissertations about john/dave, you need to get ready for school.

^^^ bless this post. John is a sassy bitch.  

The shit I put up with . 
(Jk I love John)

john is the sassiest thing since obama

Me and Riida

vriskbitch:

keishakips:

skylark-horizon:

burrenbari:

cockiinmouth2yndrome:

jakeenglish:

mortson:

jakeenglish:

more examples of john shitting on dave’s interests and dave just taking it

he is

so whipped

i dont understand why people make john out to be this girly little bottom when hes so SASSY
dave would be like
“yo suck my dick”
and john would be like
“no! you suck MY dick!”
dave’d be like
“wait what” /totally does it anyway

exACTLY omg i am trying to find all the times where john is a HUGE DICK TO DAVE even if just jokingly

and there are a lot

and there are almost no situations where the roles are reversed

i don’t know why the fandom has turned john into dave’s bitch! it is clearly the other way around.

yes thank you guys you are perfect

john is not the kawaii uguu desu uke everyone makes him out to be he is SORT OF A DOUCHEBAG PRANKSTER!!!

and th-

no bernadette get the hell off of the computer and stop making long dissertations about john/dave, you need to get ready for school.

^^^ bless this post. 

John is a sassy bitch.  

The shit I put up with . 

(Jk I love John)

john is the sassiest thing since obama

Me and Riida

fuck you

fuck you

lots of birddave on my dash

lots of birddave on my dash