ok ok

wha if

dave

is

like

sueper gay ((canonn))

and hes like

damn i have no one to talk to about cuet bois

so he gos to rose nd is like

hey letcs talk about dudes

and rose is just like

Wow. No. (I’m homo.)

so dave is like

who do i talk abou t butts with

and he sees karkat

and is like

yes

and hes like

bugging karkat

hey you aliens are all like bi or s/t right

ok so do you aliens appreciate the fine art of having a booty

and karkats like

YES

………………………

and then dave proceeds to disscuss bums with kk

((and then dave proceeds to talk to himslef about bums while karkat works on his developing hate crush))

(((dave makes a point of talking about gamzees butt even though he hasnt really seen it)))

and he asks karkat abotu the butts he likes and karkat is like

WELL. DEFINITELY NOT YOURS.

TEREZIS

BUTT

IS.

PRETTY GREAT.

and dave is like no im talking about boy butts

and karkat just

l

eavse

and dave

is

c

lu

e

lsess