i just puked in my mouth make out with me
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(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
mirphelia sent: (that means you are ALWAYS a fat nasty trash)
hey you bums can we talk on skype the tumblr app is freaking out on me
mirphelia replied to your post: can i get a spade tat then
i will fight you for the spade tat
the only dangerous item i have is a spoon
my mom took my knives
getting angry at iphone bc there are no good painting apps
can i get a spade tat then
screw exclusivity lets just make them all members of the midnight crew
good
good
gooooood
hit post too soon whoops
n e way caity/kat and i are making an au where the kids are the midnight crew what even????????
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